A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one is Extremely busy. They often have multiple projects or tasks going on at the same time.
Joe: " Do you have time to help me with something?" Sally: "I'd love to but right now I got more projects than the ghetto!"
Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined
Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck
“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
Did you hear about that ghetto wild animal in Philly that shot that septa bus driver to death over a minor slight???
There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.
I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.
Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.