A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day that seemingly disappears from all gymgoers routine.
person 1: Hey Sam, what day is it today? person 2: Mike, its obviously leg day. person 1: What in the fuck is that? person 2: The day where we train lower body. both: Please shoot me
The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night? -One-legged!
The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
A group (of usually 5 or 6 girls and boys below the age of 25) of fun, healthy people who are all very close, and enjoy kicking up a fuss and creating banter wherever they go, a little squad with lots of inside jokes and phrases.
(in conversation) Person 1: "hey look over there, some healthy legs!" Person 2: "wow! They're so cool!"
To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined: Her: I really want to try to a child. Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.