A fork of Rural Dictionary
@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!
Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!
(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.
As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"
National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”
Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥
Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq
A central location for entrepreneurs and business individuals. Usually those who visit The Social Cafe tend to have extremely creative minds and an innovative spirit.
I swear all entrepreneurs know how to do is eat, sleep and go to The Social Cafe.
Factors like social class, migration patterns, and exposure to different language communities can significantly contribute to language loss in urban environments.
Social context matters is a social class, migration patterns and exposure to different languages.
The part of the political Left that pretends to be socialist then systematically betrays the electors once their seats are secured.
The social right, which is supposed to be left-wing, gives more importance to governing than to the measures it will apply, and finds itself governing with the right for the right, despite being elected by the left.
Cyber Social Anxiety is a condition that someone has when they have a fear of socialising with others online possibly due to past experiences getting cyber bullied, doxxed, or even no reason at all.
Typically, those people may have little to no online presence, including no social media and may request not to have their pictures taken in case it shows up online where they would get made fun of.
“Why don’t you have an Instagram?”
“Because I have Cyber Social Anxiety.”
“What’s that?”
“Same thing with Social Anxiety but online.”