Country Dictionary

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Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.

I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.

by Dingles01 July 01, 2024

Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 28, 2013

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer November 24, 2008

100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry March 29, 2018

fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.

idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”