A fork of Rural Dictionary
typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement
“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”
An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)
The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.
Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.
Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!
*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *
You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."
*both laugh*
a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.
“idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”