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Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.

Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Millennial

A term used to describe any person born between 1981 and 1996.

"Scott's turning 25 this year, in 2021. Yeah, he's a Millennial, but just barely."

by FluffyDreamer November 28, 2021

Millennial

A person born between 1991 and 2000. If we agree it takes 16 to 20 years for a person to learn and mature (by societal norms) . Every individual born between these dates would be 4 to 12 years old at the time when the information age really started. It was these few short years where the use of touch screen Internet phones exceeded desktop Internet use. This generation were highly influenced by this. A very small generation. Because these individuals at the eldest were starting comprehensive school and the youngest starting infants school (UK system). They had smartphone Internet access. The information age was public and accessible to all. The beginning of social media, this generation started and gave rise to the online world we all know today.

They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.

If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.

Any person born before 1991 is not a millennial

by InjuredNinja December 24, 2021

Millennial

Derogatory term for people in their twenties obsessed with avocados, tumblr, pinterest, and awful memes (from tumblr, usually). They also like Friends, and probably do Buzzfeed quizzes. BEWARE!

Any 20 year old: "I'm a millennial."
Me: "Why?"

by gamergirl123456 April 13, 2021

Millennial meatball

Millennial meatball is when you grab a handful of spaghetti, dunk it in crisco and shove it into your partners anus. At which point you eat that spaghetti and meatballs.

You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.

by HADR June 12, 2019

Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.

Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.

by 937463829 February 02, 2019