A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.
She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.
Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!
Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.
We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.
The male version of a puck bunny.
Guy 1: "Dude, me and my bro were watching the PWHL game last night, and he wouldn't stop swooning over Maschmeyer!"
Guy 2: "He's such a puck buddy!"
Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.
I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.