A fork of Rural Dictionary
A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.
May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.
I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.
When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.
Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.
This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.
Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
When you try to say something to someone that sounded right in your head at first, and you end up burning them instead.
Just watch michael kelso accidental burn himself in that 70s show. He does it pretty often
when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.
I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!