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Bruno day

Taking a day off from it all.

Also known by "The Lazy Song"

Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything.

Bruno day

by WV Grammie December 30, 2023

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011

Dirty Bruno

When you spread her ass cheeks and spit on her touch hole then slurp it up to spit it in her face.

Last night I gave that chick a "Dirty Bruno" because she talked shit about my family..

by Gee Money$ April 27, 2024

Bruno Fernandes

Rat who constantly complains to the referee and gets a lot of hate for that. Honestly, he destroys his image with his behavior because he's actually a baller and his performances often go under the radar nowadays

Bruno Fernandes is crying at the refs again. What a rat

by The football dictionary May 21, 2024

It's a whole different Bruno

When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.

“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddyit's a whole different Bruno!”

by TheElementalGuy February 18, 2025

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 18, 2022