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when you own or beat someone

"you just got pwned"

To be totally and utterly screwed (literally or metaphorically) in all possible conceivable dimensions.

That dude was pwned sideways

Being pwned to the point at which the pwner would be make shreds of the pwnee's asshole. Most commonly associated with Halo 2 and 3.

Pwnee: I was raped in the ass

Pwner: Yeah you were and I was doing the raping

Random guy: That Noob was pwned in the ass

Short for Pre-owned, Pre-tense for Owned. Meaning you are going to, rather than u have

Just wait till we get in the server im gonna pwn j00

a level of pwnage higher than that of regular pwning. Requires that the pwnee is told an insult, remark, etc. that denotes his/her ability to do anything.

Person 1: "Man you're so stupid you thought 50 cent was money"

Person 2: You just got sha-pwned!

To surpass a pwn by infinite multitudes.
Undoubtably the best form of owning someone. After being pin pwned one can never show their face anywhere.

"man that guy got pwned"
"no he got PIN PWNED!"
"fo shizzle"

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.

"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"