A fork of Rural Dictionary
Marinated anus /pickled sphincter Created when needing to shit in a hot environment
When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter
Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES”
A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.
Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red? Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now. Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much? Steve: It's hard not to.
Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.
The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.
Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...