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bubonic plague

said bbiubonic, don't be a peasant, it is believed "the plague" by foolish nomanclature, to be actually trichinosis or dissentary and the only known cause of death for starvation
though it will kill you in highest doses of poison
so there was, shaking posture, darty paranoia and a belief in sycosis giving you power, so plagued 'methhead' classical behaviour, and the tearing of one's own skin

I thought he was a fink he couldn't stop talking about the biubonic plague like we all knew what 'the plague' meant, and like he wanted to say it a bunch, i said "bubonic plague?" and he looked at me and he said, "Obviously.." so whAt?

by Setsuko Kaguya December 12, 2018

Bubonic plague

Something the WHO/scientists/CDC/government doesn't want anybody to freak out about until everybody is freaking out about it, which sounds familiar enough.

Theres nothing in the shipping container, it might just be a little Bubonic plague, dont worry about it. It's not dangerous.

by Solid Mantis July 07, 2020

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.

"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"

by Hoodlum November 08, 2012

silvestri plague

A plague derived association with Silvestri. Can be fatal if not treated.

I almost caught Silvestri Plague. Luckily I don't associate with Silvestri anymore and I am Silvestri Plague free!

Pawleys Plague

Originated in Pawleys Island, South Carolina. The Pawleys Plague is caught by those who peak in high school

Oh yeah he's just one of those fuckboys at Waccamaw who caught the Pawleys Plague

by JordanDL March 12, 2017

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 04, 2020