Country Dictionary

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Thick as a walnut

Absolutely thick and juicy like a walnut

Woah dude this dildo is thick as a walnut

by Jambone March 12, 2022

walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to get

Come on, man. Just be yourself. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 09, 2024

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to gain aura points

Come on, man. Just be you. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 09, 2024

Walnut Grove Al

A town full of inbred hicks and a mayor who doesn't want growth in the town and uses the funds for his own gain. It's also full a meth heads and has the worst police force .

Guy. This place is fucking gross

Guy2. Obviously it's walnut Grove Al

by Imawolfy October 15, 2021

Walnut whip

"Walnut whip" is when you creampie a black persons anus the stick you balls in too. For example the chocolate on the outside the cream on the inside and the nuts on top.

You take a black person and creampie their anus then stick you balls in their for a walnut whip

by KinkyAsian January 31, 2016