Country Dictionary

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ghetto salad

When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.

I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.

by Devils Lasagna December 08, 2017

sophisticated flamingo ghetto mongoose dinosaur guy

ethan lol

omg its sophisticated flamingo ghetto mongoose dinosaur guy!

by gerah September 24, 2021

ghetto cock ring

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah! March 15, 2016

ghetto santa

Jerome

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa

by a+t<3 December 26, 2021

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024