Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jay walking

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.

Stop jay walking you pigs.

by Kuehlstein June 07, 2018

Spirit Walk

When someone gets the bright idea to leave the group/ function without saying anything, to go off on a side quest wondering through the streets/ nature with no plan in mind just walking until eventually you make your way back.

“Where did Blaze go?” “Idk probably off on a spirit walk I haven’t seen him in a while.”

by First name Debby last Downer November 04, 2023

The Walking Deadd

A bunch of things happened and then some stuff went down and then they left you on a cliff hanger with things and they figure it out with stuff.

"Have you seen The Walking Deadd"
"Yeah, my favorite part was about the stuff and things"

by Hi I’m a person that is alive December 12, 2017

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

walking devil

someone who literally is the worst person ever, always starting drama, and is a homewrecker.

Bro she is for real for real the walking devil.

by psychic rat April 30, 2023

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 06, 2020

steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

by Jobrojob July 17, 2018