A fork of Rural Dictionary
The disgusting gremlin that has millions of female simps, very mid.
"God Justin Bieber is so mid"
"Ikr Justin Bieber has those bitchy simps too"
Justin Bieber is a white male. Usually cocaine is reffered to as ''White Girl'' but exceptions can be made. For example, the legendary Chief Keef once said, ''I'm in the kitchen cooking Justin Bieber y'all''. What Chief Keef is claiming is that he is cooking Cocaine in the kitchen, AKA Justin Bieber, possibly inside a so-called ''Trap House''.
Bob: ''Yo Nick, lets cook some Justin Bieber for the party tonight.''
Nick: ''Sure thing Bob lets make some Justin Bieber!''
A bald guy who goes around just getting arrested.
Person 1: "HEY, is that a bald guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, and it's Justin Bieber."
Person 1: "NOOOOO!"
Person 3 (Justin Bieber): "BOO!"
People 1 and 2: "AHH!"
Justin Bieber is a Canadian celebrity singer. He has millions of girls around the world obsessing over him. He has made songs such as baby, ghost, hold on, ect. He is also has the drew house (so if you see anyone wearing a drew hoodie possibly with a smiley face that's his thing)
"Did you hear Justin Biebers new song?"
"Yes, it's my favorite yet"
Or
"Did you hear Justin Biebers new song?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Bc I hate him!"
"Ew🙄"
justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.
guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)
guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife