A fork of Rural Dictionary
Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.
When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.
suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth
Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina
Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick
A person who is more talented at something than most people.
“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull