Country Dictionary

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pit baggin

Pit Baggin- a hick way of describing mudding or pit riding.

Oh f**k bud, let’s get the bikes and go pit baggin
*country boy slang for mudding

by Coon Casher July 03, 2021

Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

baggin it

the act of not doing something that you had originally planned, therefore screwing your friends

nick: "hey buddy, your still comin over for the race right? me and matt are pumped!!"

mike: " nah guy. im baggin it. gotta work"

by john doe545 April 04, 2011

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 17, 2021

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 28, 2019

Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS September 01, 2022

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023