A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to blue balls but, the males testicles are teased when aroused and one testicle is blue and the other turns green with a itchy and uncomfortable feeling
“Reading that fan fiction really made me get blue grass balls, without having to do anything about it”
The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.
Thats the worst case of blue mouse balls ive ever seen.
Like "Blue Balls" (the dreaded male condition found here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+balls)...only on New Years Eve when that one girl you have been doing questionable things with all night suddenly loses interest due to a) passing out b) forgetting your name c) finding an un-popped popper or d) something or someone better than your drunk ass.
"Bro, Jenny and I were totally about to hook up for real when she trailed off talking about Gossip Girl and passed out! Now I have to go deal with my Blue-Years Balls....weak start to the New
Year dude."
when kegoh is masterbating and his mother walks in and catches him in act and does not let him finish, causing him blue balls(blue kegoh balls).
jerking off and you don't finish the job leaving you with blue kegoh balls.
instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.
My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.
A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.
Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?
Bob: No, they choked yet again.
Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!
When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.
He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.