A fork of Rural Dictionary
a Denis the most caring, understanding, and enthusiastic guy you will ever come around. He will look like a total dickhead, but end up being the sweetest guy. Denis has the biggest heart and always knows what to say and when to say it. he has the most adorable smile, and will always make you laugh. Denis has the most fire calves and will always be a person you can trust and depend on. You can always count on Denis, to be himself. Once you get to know him there's nothing better to look for.
her: damn, whats his name?
"Denis"
her: how do you know?
"shit look at his calves"
An energetic,outgoing,extroverted and the funniest person in the room. Sometimes his carefree-ness brings trouble but he is the best friend you'll get and he's always there to cheer you up, no matter how much he bullies you. The closer you get, the more you find out that he is sensitive and emotional, even if he is macho outside.
He gets girls but doesn't date without true feelings.
'Deni' should be more serious.
Oh 'Deni' would've gotten that.
Im going over to 'Deni's'
When a man/female says they do not love you but actually they do
I dont like you really! *Obviously he/she does*
A girl denied love today, man she is denying love
sexyest man alive! every girl wants him!
OMFG did you see Denis Alioski he makes me soo horny
holy fish Denis Alioski is a sexy son of a bitch
A phrase your neighbor advises you to use when you are caught by your spouse with your pants down with the above mentioned neighbor.
“Fuck, fuck! Stop!”
“What’s wrong with it?!”
“She’s home!”
“Deny if possible.”
“You’re busted assholes.” - Doorbell camera
“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”
“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”