A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who has a goated haircut
jose has a edgar he gets bitches
A reeeally short guy who thinks he's super smart just because he goes on Reddits it sometimes.
He thinks it's funny to slap people in the face and search up terrible things on their pc.
"heehee check your search history"
"what did yu do this time"
*checks search history*
"OMG WHY DID YOU SEARCH UP PORNHUB EDGAR THE TEACHER IS GOING TO KILL ME"
"haha i don't care"
Edgar has a huge cock, he will put it in you deep. he's hot as fuck. go get yourself and Edgar.
Edgar is sexy.
A conspiracy theorist, funny, taco lover, can twerk ( sometimes). A melanin lover, drinker, smoker, educated but kinda slow, great boyfriend material, fire shoe game, humble when he wants to be, was born in the streets. Has love for his homies, and always down for anything. Juice wrld & Bad bunny has his heart and every other artists that can get him in his feelings and get him lit. Alcohol is his confidence booster, and supposedly a great kisser. AND NOT A CUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!and btw THICC THIGHS SAVES LIVESS<3
Edgar: hey guess what I'm wearing.
Her: What?
Edgar: Boyfriend material XD
He is the thiccest of them all with even thiccer eyebrows. His heart was broke by a Cuban Devil. A bitch.
That nigga Edgar is thicc as fuck my guy.
Super Mario monster cock mania! An Edgar will bust all over his forearm and wash it off gracefully. Complete nerd that needs therapy YESTERDAY.
Jesus Christ Edgar!