A fork of Rural Dictionary
A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.
My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”
Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.
Usually forbidden by most states.
Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"
Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"
A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.
You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.
Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?
Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...
We've been gram-boozled.
Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.
Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.
You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram