A fork of Rural Dictionary
kadens are either the nicest most sane normal people you'll ever meet, or damn psycho weirdos with dyed hair and painted nails. no inbetween
kadens always have strong familial bonds with either their actual family or people they call friends, but never both at the same time.
kadens can be sarcastic or have weird humor
they most likely will have light colored eyes and blonde or brown natural hair, if its dyed it will most likely be red or green.
the most dangerous kind of kaden is a normal looking one with the personality of a weirdo one, you wont know what to expect from one of those.
have you heard of that new kid kaden?
yeah i heard him talking about the benefits that cannibalism would have on society
what a damn weirdo lmfao
that kaden kid is pretty nice, he let me borrow a pencil
im so glad we got a normal kaden
Kaden’s are very fit and cute. Every room they go in to all the girls look. Although he is quite shy at first, he is brought out of his shell among most people. Most people get along with him but some envy him because if his looks.
‘Oh have you seen that new guy’. ‘Yes kaden he's very cute but quite’
An incredibly sweet guy who seems normal on the outside, but once you get to know him, he'll put effort and work into building a relationship with you and you can trust him with anything. Kadens are extremely introverted and will barely talk to you at first, but they can make you laugh about literally anything because their personalities is so charming. Kadens rarely smile themselves, but when they do, it feels like the whole room has been lit up. A Kaden will guard any secret you tell him with his life and he will never betray you. Never underestimate a Kaden, since they will do anything and everything for you.
A: "Hey, isn't that Kaden? He's so quiet."
B: "Only on the outside. You should get to know him, he's the best guy you'll ever meet."
To be in ones anus while in the others girls, anus to.
Hey Kaden like how you are in my anus and your girls is loose.
Kaden is a smart guy and a caring friend. He may act sarcastic a lot, but behind all that he’s a really great person. Kadens are usually short in early periods of life, I’d say around birth to eight grade. Maybe your Kaden is fatherless, maybe making the fatherless jokes, maybe both! What is sure though, is that kadens, they grow on you.
“Oh Kaden? Yeah that kid is gay af”
“Sorry Kaden short people don’t count”
“What would we do without you kaden”