A fork of Rural Dictionary
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when you're going exceptionally hard on fortnite, exceeding your average skill limit
i can't talk right now, i'm linda sweating
sweating profusely in a game of fortnite
“what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”
Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI! Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was? Yup. Linda Searcy. -Saxi
to feign interest in another individual for personal gain
All this time, I thought Seth was genuinely interested in being my friend. Little did I know that he's been Linda Tripping me this whole time!