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Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 07, 2022

load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman November 14, 2008

Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).

I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man

by DustyScrote May 13, 2022