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100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

by 696dfsdnkg March 01, 2020

drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition

i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.

by bandit13 May 23, 2008

Proof by lack of evidence

The proof by lack of evidence fallacy is claiming something is true simply because nobody has yet given any evidence to the contrary.

Torturer: You are a heretic! You can't prove that you aren't one, so you are a heratic. Confess, or we will stretch your body out until you are a foot taller.

Accused: Ha, you did it - you committed the proof by lack of evidence fallacy!

Torturer: That's enough out of you. Brutus, give the wheel another turn.

by DonutLoverr May 28, 2024

cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 14, 2012

not bullet proof

Nolan, Brayden, any opp who tries me

i’m telling brayden and nolan u were talking abt there girls” “they not bullet proof tho”

by wearenolanK June 30, 2022

Homer-Proof

Only one simple step is usually given. Where Idiot-proof isn't enough. Its as simple as pulling a Tab, sitting down, eat, sleeping.

Are you sure this is idiot-proof?

I more than that, its Homer-proof and you definitely can't go wrong with that.

by VeeZee07 July 31, 2020

fire proofing

- When a man or woman who has been rejected by another person continues to pursue that person and goes out of their way to win them over

- Making someone fall in love with you again.

- Giving someone a second chance when they don't deserve it

He is totally fire proofing her!

by Wise owl May 16, 2013