A fork of Rural Dictionary
A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.
I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.
A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"
Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy
Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.
How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?