A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
People who simply go to all the stores and buy all the toilet paper because they think it will help with the coronavirus (COVID-19)
“Dude, look at all those fuckin TP Raiders!”
the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.
Papa Tp was clutch in covid times
TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.
"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"
It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”