A fork of Rural Dictionary
= happens when you send the banjo emote on discord too much.
"Ben sent the goddamn banjo emote so much, his balls just turned into banjo balls!"
A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA
Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.
A rural redneck backwater, where city folks are not welcome, as in the movie Deliverance.
Dude, what a place for a flat tyre - this is banjo country!
1.) The act of eating a girl out
2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off
Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.
2. Go strum a banjo asshole.
A flat, puddle, pancake or banjo shaped ass caused by excessive time spent posting online.
That poor fool on my motorcycle forum with 100,000 posts must be a real Banjo Butt.
THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.
During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO