A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."
A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k? B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single. J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!