A fork of Rural Dictionary
The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)
Tech A:"Don't use that cable" Normie:"Why" Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"
A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in. Mate B: Why? Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.