A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tatiana Jewel is a unique person and is a great shoulder to cry on. They are also extraordinary, but they don’t know it yet.
Your definitely a Tatiana Jewell. Do you now how special you are?
The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
To falsely accused. i.e, see Richard Jewell.
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.
Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?" Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
a descriptive term used to describe something of excellence or beauty.
"Man that chevy is a jewel tussey" "Damn bro, you rolled a jewel tussey"
1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?" George: "You could say that" Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer" George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"