A fork of Rural Dictionary
The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound
Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants
Definition 1: Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim. Definition 2: Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.
"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night? I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall." (7:14PM)