A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.
Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.
A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon
A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!