A fork of Rural Dictionary
Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.
They were branded with a tea bag stamp.
It is a bit like Brunch (Breakfast/Lunch) except for afternoon tea and lunch.
Guy 1: "After the movie want to go to grab some Lafternoon Tea?"
Guy 2: "Sure lets go and grab some Lafternoon tea later."
When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"
"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.
The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.