A fork of Rural Dictionary
a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.
*two tea buddies spillin some hot tea* shan : "I gotz the tea." ky : "ouhhh sister spill"
(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities. a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though. PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
A really small dick (pinky size)
"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"
Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.
Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.
Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"
giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag
A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'
Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong! Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!