Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 03, 2019

divya half

When your girlfriend splits dinner into two "equal" parts. E.g. my part is 200 grams and divyas is 400 grams

That looks like a divya half there

by smurfnturf May 28, 2022

Eight and a half by eleven

A common size of white printer paper which is slang for white people.

“These eight and a half by elevens are complaining that we have an aisle for our hair care”

by Sancheezits December 29, 2022

happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.

My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.

by c_money324 August 07, 2018

Half man

Half man is a leech someone who is extremely Cheap! He is half man but in really he is no man at all he will suck you dry and will constantly ask for half rent, bills and on top of that wants you to be wife material. You need to RUN!

Look there goes Chuy the half man sister you better run

by Walkslowslow September 23, 2021