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the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

something that dream stans lack

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

The guy that left for milk 13 years ago

"Dad, where are you going?"
"Just getting some milk, son."

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

The dude who makes you pancakes! <3

My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!