Country Dictionary

gone

dad is dead

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"

"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

An object that doesn't exist.

What is a dad?

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.

dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO