A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jorge is a friend you can always rely on. Whether it’s your darkest secrets or your times in need. He is very athletic and looks forward to his goals in life. Jorge always lends an ear to those close to him and further. He’s a whole mood and the people around him appreciate him. He’s good-looking and has his priorities straight. Hanging out with Jorge has no limits, and he’s willing to do anything for the heck of it. Everybody needs a Jorge.
“That Jorge guy over there is pretty cool.”
Jorge is someone who peaked in high school
Remember Jorge from highschool, he peaked then.
Has yet to change his Twitter profile picture since his freshman year. Has arsenal tatted on his ass.
How does Jorge look like I can’t even see his face in his profile picture.
A friend who shouldn't be trusted around your girl, he will drop all of his day 1's to chase a bitch for 2 years who still doesn't want him, if your girl is around he will be the funniest around, beware of Jorge's and don't don't their friend, they will make you break up with your girl and then chase her for 2 years even though she still doesn't want him, Jorge is a true loner and a simp, he is a fatass with a small dick that he scratches alot
Guy 1: who's that guy and why does he ask Jessica out every time he sees her?
Guy 2: oh that's jorge, he's been chasing her for 2 years and even dropped his day 1's for her and she still doesn't want him
I'm good when I'm bad, bad when I'm good. But I'm both, you choose!!!!
Jorge is good when he's bad bad
The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.
(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol