A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.
Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?
The broom emoji 🧹 is used in group chats as a reaction to comments that violate community rules.
It’s used to prevent unwanted dialogue without using dialogue.
It’s commonly used in big group chats where lots of chatter can be annoying for members to have to scroll through. Too much scrolling can be annoying and even painful for elderly and disabled people with arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome.
The broom emoji reaction is used to prevent chatter from getting out of hand.
Members use a broom emoji instead of using their words to prevent further unwanted messages.
Emojis take up much less space than someone saying, “Please keep chatter to a minimum,” so while it may be passive aggressive the benefits of less chatter and less scrolling are valued.
If someone talks too much their messages will likely have multiple broom emojis 🧹 as reactions to their messages.
The people who want to violate the rules with chatter should make a new group for themselves to talk as much as they want.
***in an events group chat where people share things to do in their local community***
“I can’t wait to go this event that you just shared, I’m so excited for it!!!”
***people react to this message with a 🧹***
“Why did people react with broom emojis to my comment?”
***people again react to this message with a 🧹***
“Oh ok I googled it and I found out why thanks to urban dictionary! I’ll stop making annoying comments in here and I’ll make a new group chat! Send me a direct message if you want to join me!”
***people again react to this message with a 🧹***
A gun which could have been used to clear a trench in World War 2, including SMGs, Shotguns and Trench clubs.
“Shit, the germans are coming! Get your trench brooms lads!”
An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles
I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now
A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.