A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord* Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you." 20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently." Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way." 20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.
Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…” Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.
Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7." "-You mean he has the old man uniform down." "Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.” “Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones. 2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?" Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?" Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way