A fork of Rural Dictionary
You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.
I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one
Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one
Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The call of the Alabama Crimson Tide Football team. Or, in extreme cases, the call of the entire state of Alabama.
(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)
Oh no, what have I done........!
(The State of Alabama rioting after someone said Roll Tide)
When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.
I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!
Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.
Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide
if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.
"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."