A fork of Rural Dictionary
the guy who called his friend a pedophile with ImAllexx and Bionic Pig
"hey, who's the guy who called Zaptie a pedo?"
"Elvis the Alien?"
The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.
Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
nearly dying after shiting yourself
yo my grandma was pulling an Elvis on my family last night
has a great sister named Bella and you should all love her very much because she is a crusty gurl and is definitely the better one out of all the Swan famalam. she is shit at singing and is very abusive to poor Bella. her boyfriend Yianni is way out of her league, he outshines her in every way possible.
Elvy is an attractive person who has a high ego. They are very honest and easy going. They often hide their feelings but trust me, she cared about ppl who is important for them. They are flirtly but when they are in relationship, they are hopeless romantic. They are fun to be around when you are the right person for them.
Jacob: Who is that?
Alice:That is my bestfriend, Elvy.
Jacob: Oh, you are lucky to have her as your bestfriend!