A fork of Rural Dictionary
When being called a skid just doesn't describe it fully
Those skids are just pip-skweak
A term used in Scotland for a crutch which someone uses to help back up their personal independent payment benefits claim.
Look at that scrounging bastard wi' his PIP stick, and there's fuck all the matter with his leg, he was playing football yesterday!
A worthless small-time thief or a pickpocket. It's considered an insult to both honest cutters and thieves who see themselves as a cut above the rest.
"Benny the Teen used to be a top shelf bandit, but now he's just a gleaming pip on a horse."
Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.
"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"
The man named 'Young Pip' is typically a very realistic person who keeps his cool under pressure. When everything goes tits up around you, you can look to a man like this to do what needs to be done. One to rely on. Funny, reasonably intelligent, very alert and obscenly observant.
They are very loving emotionally and physically, and generally well hung.
I would like to be like `Young Pip` when I grow up
A mythical mysterious masked altruistic creature that gives support to the disabled and has become a hero amongst the disabled community.
Wow I won my PIP disability award your such a PIP Hero
When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard
Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!