Country Dictionary

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

wiggly jiggly PP

My shlong burns when i put it in acid

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong