A fork of Rural Dictionary
Siblings are fun but can be brats sometimes
Me going into my room
Sibling opens the door
Me: get outta my room
Sibling goes but leaves the door open
Me too lazy to open it
Me:mom! Close the door
Mom: sibling go close the door
Sibling walks right passed it
Me screams my head off
Nan: keep quiet stop yelling
My sibling:wwawwwwawawakfnfnfjxh
When satan can’t reach you so he sends a new sibling instead
Person 1 Ever since my little sibling was born I’ve felt an indescribable emptiness every day is the same why did my parents decide they needed another child?
Person 2 are you okay?
Person 1 No
The little shits that likes to fuck up my life and screw me over. :)
Bro my little shit sucked the other little shits cock last night. (Siblings)
The most disgusting people you'll ever meet in your life. You cannot get rid of them. You meet them by being born.
Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*