A fork of Rural Dictionary
A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”
I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.
May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!
Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!
That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.
The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.
"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"
A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.
He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”