Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 15, 2022

Venezuela boat ride

When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare

I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night

by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 May 06, 2012

Riding a unicycle through a minefield

Taking an extremely treacherous action with extreme consequences for the slightest mistake

Ugh, describing FATAL on YouTube is like riding a unicycle through a minefield.

by November 19, 2024