Country Dictionary

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Bone Thrower

an automobile with a sunroof or moon roof the one can easily throw, discard or otherwise get rid of chicken bones.

my bro won't even look at a whip if it ain't got a bone thrower in it.

by TRANS-AM-MAN September 15, 2013

bone geyser

the act of urinating with an erection

With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser

by purple head July 18, 2015

Cor-bone-a

When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.

“Dude last night I found a hunni and gave her the Cor-bone-a

by Frostychunkmothafunka March 16, 2020

birthday bone

When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.

damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.

by Matty In The Morning February 12, 2018

Stone Bone

An erection achieved while high on marijuana

"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend

by Snowcial September 11, 2017

T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.

What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.

by MNL897 May 07, 2023

bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014