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beat and delete

fuck someone then leave them (british slang)

"you seem like a beat and delete type of person"

by sovile February 19, 2021

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights) friend: bro wtf are you doing you: ITS NOT GOing- green.... frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights) friend: bro wtf are you doing you: ITS NOT GOing- green.... frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat. Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents. This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance. The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle. 2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.

“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through” “Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?” 2nd usage: “Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!” “ Can he beat Goku tho ?”

by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 03, 2023

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit” Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 17, 2025